Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Survey said! ---- 24% Virgin

Minus 1 for everything that you've done. Then repost as your [ start with 100BR>
1.Smoked. -1

2.Drank alcohol. -1

3.Cried when someone died. -1

4.Been drunk.-1

5.Had sex.-1 (uh, a few times)

6.Been to a concert. -1

7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. -1 ( who says giving is better than receiving?)


8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. -1 ( I got skills)


9.Been verbally sexually harassed.-1


10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody. -1 (flirting isn't harassment, ok well sometimes it is)


11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. -1


12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. -1 (yeah, and one time mike was........ and it came out thru his nose) :-)

13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. -1 (dawg)

14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. -1 (usually knew b4 they told me)

15.Been to prom.-1 (like 4 times, I guess I like to wear tuxes)

16.Cried at school.-1 (not during class, but maybe in my dorm room back in college)

17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. -1

18.Went streaking. -1(skinny dipping/mooning count?)

19.Given a lap dance.


20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.-1

21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.-1

22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.-1 (this question is getting redundant)

23.Kissed a stranger.-1 (only when I'm really horny or really drunk, and if both then it was probably more than kissing :-))


24.Hugged a stranger.-1

25.Went scuba diving. -1 (snorkeling counts)

26.Driven a car.-1

27.Gotten an xray.-1 (lots)

28.Hit by a car.


29.Had a party.-1

30.Done drugs. (never) nothing illegal


31.Played strip poker. -1

32.Got paid to strip for someone.

33.Ran away from home.


34.Broken a bone


35.Eaten sushi. (gross)

36.Bought porn. -1 (um, I should open my own rental store)

37.Watched porn.-1 (duh)

38.Made porn.-1 (well, there was this one time I.....)

39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex. -1 (um duh, i'm a big homo)


40.Been in love.-1

41.Frenched kissed.-1 (big sloppy kisses)

42.Laughed so hard you cried. -1

43.Cried yourself to sleep. -1 (when I was a kid, but I can't remember why)

44.Laughed yourself to sleep. -1 ( on a family vacation with my brother's coming up with new words for well-known acronyms) yeah we're dorks.

45.Stabbed yourself. -1(not with a knife, but pins, needles, etc)

46.Shot a gun.-1


47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. -1 (is truth telling trash talking?)

48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. -1(damn lord of the rings movies)

49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.-1 (myspace and gay.com is EVIL)

50.Watched an animal die.-1

51.Watched a person die.-1 ( we're kinda all dying as we speak)

52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.-1 (one extra person or the person I messing around with? , either way yes)

53.Pranked somebody. -1

54.Put somebody in the hospital.

55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.-1

56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.-1 (total mo)

57.Dressed punk. -1 (I think I tried at a few concerts I went to, well grunge isn't punk, but punk isn't really punk either, so whatever)

58.Dressed goth. (no, I like the sun too much)

59.Dressed preppy.-1 (guilty as charged)

60.Been to a motocross race.

61.Avoided somebody.-1 (all the time)

62.Been stalked. -1

63.Stalked someone. -1 (first crush)

64.Met a celebrity.-1 (I met the singer from Live, Ed Kowalczyk and Congressman Lane Evans)

65.Played an instrument.-1 (guitar, harmonica, drums keyboard, piano, xylophone,saxophone) I wasn't a band geek but I've attempted to play all of these.

66.Ridden a horse. (surprisingly no)

67.Cut yourself.-1 (all the time, but not in a self-mutilating "in-need-of-therapy" kind of way)


68.Bungee jumped.

69.Ding dong ditched somebody.-1 (i'm not sure what the hell this even means, but I probably did it)

70.Been to a wild party.-1 (threw a wild party in college, 2 live bands, about 10 kegs, close to a 1000 people.) and that wasn't even a frat party

71.Got caught stealing something. (never caught)

72.Kicked a guy in the balls.-1 (but not on purpose)


73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. -1 (not really, but I made out with a few of my college buddies girlfriends after they broke up Aaaaah, being in the closet,I wasn't interested but they sure were)

74.Went out with your friend's crush. (nope)

75.Got arrested. (could have been several times but was lucky)

76.Been pregnant.

77.Babysat.-1

78.Been to another country.

79.Started your house on fire. -1 ( I burned the hell ouf of ravioli in college, it started a fire but no serious damage)

80.Had an encounter with a ghost. -1 (I think so, damn ouiga boards. I think my ex gf was moving it)

81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.

82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.-1

83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex.-1

84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.-1


85.Sat on your ass all day.-1 (Mike is a bad influence)

86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.-1 (there again, Mike is a bad influence)

87.Had a job. -1 (stupid)

88.Gotten cut from a sports team. (I was always decent at sports, not a star but not last pick either)


89.Been called a whore.-1 ( yeah, but Russ calls everyone whore)


90.Danced like a whore.-1 (isn't all dancing inherently whore-ish?)


91.Been mistaken for a celebrity. (no, but I've had a few people say I resemble Matthew Perry in the heavy years)


92.Been in a car accident.-1 (2 of them)

93.Been told you have beautiful eyes.-1 (all the time, because they are reflective)


94.Been told you have beautiful hair.-1 (not at present time, but someone once said I had hollywood hair, I took it as a compliment)

95.Raped somebody. (never had to force anyone, although a couple of hookups gave me the impression they weren't into me, but they never said no)

96.Danced in the rain. -1

97.Been rejected.-1 (only a few times, i'm a bit of a chicken)


98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.

99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.-1 (sorry Chris)

100.Been raped. (can't rape the willing)

now repost and put your "-- irgin" as the subject
BE HONEST!

36irgin. Damn I am used goods

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Favorite movie of last year

Ok, so my favoorite movie from last year came out on DVD yesterday. Yes it was RENT. I'm not afraid to admit it. Despite having come of age (whatever that really means) in the 90's I had never been exposed to RENT. I wasn't about to become interested in a musical in the grunge-filled 90's. It just seemed like that would have been the furthest thing from what I felt at that time. I did sample the music back then and wasn't impressed, especially with voices of the male characters. But after seeing it all acted out I fell in love with it.

I watched the movie and 3 hours of extra features and realized the lipsyncing in parts was really bad. I think the music is still great and I personally still hate most musicals. The unfortunate part is each time I actually find a musical that I like (RENT, Chicago) I go rent others thinking I might actually like musicals but I still haven't found that to be the case. My personal least favorites are Jesus Christ Superstar and Moulin Rouge. They can both go to hell. Here's a list of some of the musicals (movies) I've seen and my grading A-F.

Oklahoma - D , just like living in Oklahoma

South Pacific - C (I saw this like 20 years ago, and can't honestly remember if it's a musical. I just remember I thought it was campy and stupid.)

RENT - A (the best) favorite tunes include Another Day, La Vie Boheme, Light my Candle and Jesse Martin singing I'll Cover You (reprise), makes me cry almost every time I watch it. So uplifting, and I usually don't identify with such a positive message.

Chicago - A (Renee and Catherine so impressed me) favorites Cell Block Tango, All That Jazz, Roxie, and When you're good to mama.

Victor, Victoria - B meh, it was better than I thought it might be.

Jesus Chris Superstar - F, go to hell. I'm not saying jesus should go to hell, just his musical.

Moulin Rouge - F , go to hell twice

Music Man - D ugh, seriously, I saw this when I was like 10, my Mom must have been prepping me to be gay. I think this is the one that has Gary, Indiana in it. Ok my mom lived in Gary for about 6 months and fucking hated it. nuff said.

Mary Poppins - A, Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke, a childhood favorite. Spoonful, Chimney sweep song. a Classic

Sound of Music - I've never been able to sit through this in it's entirety. So I give it somewhere between C and F

Phantom of the Opera - D I thought there was potential for a good one here but I ended up hating it. I don't think it's necessary to sing every single word. I've always hated that style. I like musicals that are more in touch with how we relate music to our lives. Breaking into song to express emtions is believable. Singing a conversation isn't believable and makes me cringe

West Side Story - D, talk about campy, I feel pretty, ooh so pretty and GAAAAAYYYYY!~ I prefer gritty Romeo and Juliet. This one reminded me of MIchael Jackson's beat it. Dancing street gangs, ridiculous. Saw it in high school.

Grease - B, John TRavolta, Olivia NEwton John. ok yeah I admit I liked this one a bit. I can't put my finger on why that is. The 50's were so retarded and repressed. and I guess I can understand that. Don't ask why.

Hedwig and the ANgry Inch - B John Cameron Mitchell did a terrific job with this. I felt the movie lacked something, possibly due to budget. Origin of Love and the one about Angry Inch were favorite tunes.

Rocky Horror Picture Show - C Tim Curry is quite funny in parts as Frankenfurter. Susan Sarandon's voice is awful. I do admit this can be a guilty pleasure on occasion. Overall I still give a low rating mostly because the rabid fans of this show give me the creeps a lot of times.

Camp - B some amazing vocal performances here. Especially Sasha Allen. This isn't technically a musical as much as it is a movie about musicals. After hearing "ANd I am telling you I'm not going" , I'm excited to see the movie version of Dreamgirls, (starring Beyonce) currently in production.

I'm trying to remember others I might have seen. But I think that hits most of the memorable ones. Please share your comments and/or suggestions for others that might be worth checking out.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Tired of getting blamed for other's bullshit

Yeah, that's right. I've been blamed. Fortunately it's for spreading truth so I'm not exactly in a guilty kind of mood. As most do or don't know I've only been single for a short time. While I was with my ex and a short time after, I shared some things with him in confidence about my friends (although I was HARDLY the only person they told). Those details later came to light.

I could sit here and blame my ex. But, for once, I don't. Can someone tell a friend things and expect that they won't share this with their partner? The person they tell everything to? It just seems very unfair that I get full blame for this situation. I can accept my share but damn! I'm sitting here drunk and just kinda pissed off. But I'm going to censor myself from providing too many details so as not to exacerbate an already tense situation. I am the first to admit my shortcomings and am starting to feel either the culmination of them or am being dumped on by malcontents.

No, it's not another song lyric, apparently they're lame.

-D